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James: Okay, everything is under control, Pads. I came to your house, made sure your parents weren’t home and got your old clothes from Kreacher and Regulus
Sirius: You met Regulus?
James: I didn’t just meet him. We kissed a little
Sirius, screaming: NOOOOOOO!
James: Pads! What happened? What’s wrong?
Sirius: …you just made out with my brother
Sirius: *screaming louder*
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Batfam incorrect quotes
__________________________________ *Y/N and Steph rolling cookie dough with their hands* *Duke, Jason and Damian walk into the kitchen just as Y/N’s phone beeps* Y/N: Hey Jason, can you get that for me please, I’m a little occupied.
Jason, picking up the phone: From Teddy, “In town tonight, would love to see you. 9pm, drinks?”
Y/N, freaking out: Oh my god, Teddy!
Tim, coming from under the table: Hey, who’s Teddy?
Duke, confused like everyone else: Woah, hey man. What are you doing-
Y/N: Tim?
Tim, shrugging: Sometimes I just sit under the table and listen to you guys.
Damian: What the fuck-
Duke: Weird and gross.
Steph: Makes sense…
Tim: Who’s Teddy?
Y/N, talking to Steph: What do you think he wants? You think I should meet him for a drink?
Tim: Am I the only one kind of dying to know who this Teddy character is?
*Duke, Jason, Steph and Damian collectively roll their eyes*
Tim: I think I speak for all of us-
Jason: Tim, you and Y/N didn’t work out, okay!
Tim: I’m just-
Jason: www.Moveon.org
Tim: www.It’s not about that, okay? Just-
Duke, patting him on the shoulder: Chill out.
Damian: This is so embarrassing Drake.
Tim: Yeah, okay. Thanks.
*Tim slips under the table again* _____________________________________
#batfam x reader#tim drake x reader#jason todd x reader#dick grayson x reader#damian wayne x reader#duke thomas x reader#stephanie brown x reader#incorrect dc quotes#source: new girl#im back#Tim is a jealous c*nt
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Eddie: Hey Buck, are you wearing your running bottoms…and your hoodie?
Bobby: Buck are you going running?
Buck: *nods*
Tommy: Have fun!
Bobby: Oh my god what is wrong with Buck, Tommy?
Hen: Yeah, what happened, are you guys okay?
Tommy: Evan is going for a run. If anything we should be asking what is right with Evan.
Eddie: He only goes running if he’s upset, and he’s wearing his sad hoodie. And by the looks of it, it’s been washed which is bone chilling
Tommy: He’s fine, everything’s okay
Chimney: I JUST PASSED BUCK ON THE STREET! RUNNING! ON PURPOSE! OH MY GOD
Tommy: Maybe I was wrong…
Chimney yelling out the window: BUCK! ARE YOU OKAY?! I SEE YOU!! AND I LOVE YOU
Tommy: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way
Bobby: That’s fair.
#did i purposefully make Eddie Jess and Buck Nick because i ship buddie? maybe…#source: new girl#incorrect quotes#911 incorrect quotes#911 abc#911#buddie#eddie diaz#tommy kinard#evan buckley#bobby nash#hen wilson#chimney han
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Bruce: DON'T BE SORRY! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!
Tim: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing!
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Sirius *looking into the bathroom mirror* : Hey Moony...I know it's unexpected that I'm here. But I wanted to tell you something...You're my boo...You're my boo and I'm- and I'm...I've been missing you...I've been missing you oh so long-
James *appearing behind Sirius* : You know what's weird?
Sirius: *high pitched scream*
James: I don't find this weird anymore
Sirius: What's your problem James?? How much of that did you hear?? How long have you been standing there??
James:
Sirius:
Sirius: I'm in love man...I'm in love with Remu-
James: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT EXCEPT YOU DUMBASS
#wolfstar#platonic prongsfoot#james potter#remus lupin#sirius black#jegulus#marauders#incorrect quotes#source: new girl#the marauders#marauders era#incorrect marauders quotes
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Neve: Did Rook just tell me they love me for the first time? Bellara: Yeah. Neve: And did I do finger guns back? Lucanis: Yeah.
#source: new girl#dragon age#dragon age incorrect quotes#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#neve gallus#lucanis dellamorte#bellara lutare#neve x rook
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Tim Drake: Hey, Jason. How far away are you from getting married? Because Stephanie and I were thinking about getting married, so...
Jason Todd: Replacement, you know, siblings don’t have to get married in order.
Tim Drake: [shocked and excited] Steph! We’re doing this!
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Crystal: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Edwin Payne.
Charles, looking across the room at Edwin: I don’t have feelings for Edwin.
Crystal: That is nowhere near my eyes.
#dead boy detectives#save dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#crystal palace#incorrect quotes#incorrect dead boy detective quotes#dbda incorrect quotes#source: new girl
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Colin: Hey, Benedict. How far away are you from getting married? Because Penelope and I were thinking about getting married, so…
Benedict: Colin, you know, siblings don’t have to get married in order.
Colin, shocked and excited: Penelope! We’re doing this!
#bridgerton#incorrect bridgerton quotes#bridgerton incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes bridgerton#benedict bridgerton#colin bridgerton#Polin#siblings bc#colin x penelope#Bridgerton season 3#source: new girl
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Inej: Kaz is a good person, if you ignore all the things he does on purpose and concentrate on all of the things he does by accident.
#six of crows incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#six of crows#source: new girl#incorrect six of crows quotes#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#soc incorrect quotes#soc#incorrect quotes by me(at)#q
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [265/?]
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James: I don’t want to hurt their feelings
Regulus: Hurt their feel—you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings, James?
James: Yeah. Don’t you?
Regulus: No! How do you get anything done?
James: It’s hard!
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Dorian: If you ever, EVER need a blazer, I don't care how late it is, till the day I die, you wake me up.
#dorian pavus#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai#source: new girl#i found a few old ones i never posted
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#twisted wonderland#trey clover#cater diamond#ace trappola#deuce spade#twst#incorrect twst#incorrect twisted wonderland quotes#incorrect twisted wonderland#source: new girl
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Dorcas: Dora, Barty and Evan broke up
Pandora:
Pandora: Barty and Evan broke up and you spring this on me like it's the freaking weather report, Dorcas???
Pandora: I AM NOW A CHILD OF DIVORCE!!I'M DELICATE!!!
Regulus: YOU ALREADY WERE A CHILD OF DIVORCE, PANDORA
#slytherin skittles#regulus black#dorcas meadows#pandora rosier#evan rosier#rosier twins#barty crouch jr.#rosekiller#marauders era#dead gay wizards#source: new girl#incorrect marauders quotes
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*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*
Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me
Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*
Regulus: Of course. This is James
James *looking between them* : Hi
Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?
James *annoyed*: It's James.
Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?
Regulus: James
Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy
James: It was...nice to meet you
Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish
#jegulus#james potter#(the poor man)#regulus black#(the little shit)#barty crouch jr#barty crouch junior#(the chaos enabler)#evan rosier#(proud)#marauders#the marauders#marauders era#slytherin skittles#regulus and barty#platonic bartylus#incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#source: new girl#i love that show#wolfstar
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